absollvr
Information
Bio:
I appear when I sense an impending disaster. As a result, I am mistaken as a doom-bringer. That's why I can't get a girlfriend :(
Location:
Floating through the infinite void of... ugh, whatever
Interests:
I've stopped caring about anything weeks ago.
Occupation:
Harbinger of Tragedy
absollvr loves the following website(s):
- lemonparty.org
- 4chan
- Something Awful
Vitals
| Class: | Emo Kid |
| Level: | 10 |
| Cred: | 261871 |
| Buildr Score: | 0 |
| Job Points: | 0 |
Forumwarz Domination
(what's domination?)
| This Season's Medals: | 0 |
| Total Medals: | 0 |
absollvr's Stall
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An Extra Quarter
This player voted for Barack Obama.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
Big Day
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
Noose and Razor Fellow
This player joined the Noose and Razor Society.
Super 8
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
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