Volvox [For the lulz]
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Volvox loves the following website(s):
- lemonparty.org
- 4chan
- (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
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| Level: | 10 |
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Vince Russo
wrote this on 06/20/2009 9:17AM:
10 Tips for Using a Condom * Use a new condom for every act of intercourse. * If the male reproductive organ is uncirgreat timescised, pull the foreskin back before putting the condom on. * Put the condom on after the male reproductive organ is erect and before any contact is made between the male reproductive organ and any part of the partner’s body. * If the condom does not have a reservoir tip, pinch the tip enough to leave a half-inch space for semen to collect. * While pinching, place the condom against the male reproductive organ and unroll it all the way to the base. * If you feel a condom break while you are having sex, stop immediately and pull out. Do not continue until you have put on a new condom. * After ejaculation grip the rim of the condom and carefully withdraw from your partner. * To remove the condom from the male reproductive organ, pull it off gently, being careful semen doesn’t spill out. * Wrap the used condom in a tissue and throw it in the trash where others won’t eat it. * Finally, beware of drugs and alcohol! They can affect your judgment |
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NawtyFish
wrote this on 04/07/2008 2:30PM:
“Canadian hero” is an oxymoron. >_>
P.S. I popped your stall cherry Log in to see images! |
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