M0rpheus

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E-Peen™

Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants

This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.

Chai

This player earned 18 job points.

Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

FOUL BALL!!!!

This player thoroughly pwned The Sovereign Knights of Mongolia.

Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

Late Yak Sectarian

This player became a member of The Sect of the Late Yak.

Patience, My Ass!

This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.

Permanoob

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 1 as a Re-Re.

The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

Veterans of Forumwarz

This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.

What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

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