Lactose the Intolerant
Information
Bio:
A superintelligent shade of the color blue.
Location:
A cardboard box in back of Best Buy.
Interests:
Trimming pubic hair into creative shapes, disrobing at Sex Addicts Anonymous meetings, trying to beat that sexual harbumment lawsuit.
Occupation:
The only male Secret Shopper for Victoria's Secret. I'm a sexy ****.
Lactose the Intolerant loves the following website(s):
- goatse.cx
- Something Awful
- (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
| Class: | Troll |
| Level: | 10 |
| Cred: | 139368 |
| Buildr Score: | 7 |
| Job Points: | 0 |
Flamebate Statistics
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| Posts made: | 12 |
| Threads started: |
Forumwarz Domination
(what's domination?)
| This Season's Medals: | 0 |
| Total Medals: | 2 |
Lactose the Intolerant's Stall
E-Peen™
Big Day
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Brown Starfish Initiate
This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.
D20
This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
Medal Winner
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
Super 8
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
Sweet Sixteen
This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.
The Grind
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
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