An Extra Quarter
This player voted for Barack Obama.
Assisted Suicide
The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants
This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.
Census Worker
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Hack the Planet
This player made The Sect of the Late Yak fall down and hurt itself.
Hurf Durf!
This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)
I Came
The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Late Yak Sectarian
This player became a member of The Sect of the Late Yak.
Network Daemon
This player completed Episode 3 with a chaotic/evil alignment.
Permanoob
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 1 as a Re-Re.
Spider-Man
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
The Color Orange
This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
The Grind
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
Trollslayer
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.