An Extra Quarter
This player voted for Barack Obama.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
Big Day
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants
This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.
Census Worker
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
Chai
This player earned 18 job points.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
FOAR!
This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
FOUL BALL!!!!
This player thoroughly pwned The Sovereign Knights of Mongolia.
Friend of Forumwarz: Gold
This player is a Gold level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Friend of Forumwarz: Plutonium
This player is a Plutonium level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
Hurf Durf!
This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Late Yak Sectarian
This player became a member of The Sect of the Late Yak.
Medal Winner
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
Patience, My Ass!
This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.
Spider-Man
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
Super 8
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
The Grind
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.