OK, this is what I remember from my submissions.

“The only thing you’ve demolished is another man’s @bumocks.”

“Why yes, I do know how to blow up the @government_agency headquarters, but why do you want to know?”

“Controlled demolitions for fun and profit (but mostly fun).”

“Think of it as the @weapon version of ‘Will it blend?’”

“Weren’t you voted ‘Most likely to die in a @thing_random related accident’?”

“My @relative said ‘You can break my stuff, but you can’t break the human spirit.’ So how DO you break the human spirit?”

“All I’m saying is that thermite is a prt of @god’s plan.”

”@insult_very special oafs like you are why all the good **** is illegal.”