I copied down all my submissions right before voting stopped Any suggestions on improving? I’m not gonna blame doing bad on the voters, I was pretty off this time around. :/ Although “breakophile” is still a pretty awesome word. (I only put the totals, I figured votes up/down weren’t important) Also sorry for WALL OF TEXTing >.>

Thread Titles:

@toolhand::scaps: The most overlooked sex toy? Bringing your hobby into your sex life! 7

J. Robert Oppenheimer was such a dreamboat… @sexy @pornography_source_plural of this bad boy inside! 6

Typical Posts:

I’m so disappointed… I just asked my dad about his job! Can you believe being a “broker” is nothing like it sounds? 40

Man, I’ve been stepping on cracks for a @time_unit and my @relative’s back is @good! What am I doing wrong, guys? 27

@greetings::scap guys check out this @best_worst pic of me breaking some ****! [img]www.crashpow@thing_random.com/pics/@attack.jpg[/im/g] Edit: Whups, broken tags Log in to see images! 10

What the… I just saw Brokeback Mountain, guys! I was sorely disappointed, too. Not nearly enough breaking! 7

Movies always show the white man getting the cool doomsday devices, @interjection_agreement_ebonic? Can’t a @dude get a break here? Where’s the super-villain role models for the @race @children? 6

My @lover just broke up with me, dudes… Log in to see images! As a long time breakophile, oh how bittersweet it is when the tables are turned! 5

My hero is Superboy Prime! I wish I could break things with punching that good! @emot Retcons for all! -5

@greetings, fr13nd! So you @love breaking things? Well then, just let me post a @small something from the Anarchist’s Cookbook for you! HOW TO MAKE NAPALM: Shave the wrapping off of a @thing_random: This should contain trace amounts of the @chemical you need. Cook the shavings over a hot fire while mixing in @chemical (swipe it from your school lab!). Let the mix age for a @time_unit, then add extract of @flower. Use it to give those capitalist @insult_generals hell!!!!! -5

Hey guys, having a bit of a problem… Whenever I @attack this jukebox, it suddenly starts working! How is the Fonz supposed to break stuff like this? Log in to see images! -5

Angry Replies:

Tool Time? More like Fool Time, @insult_general. You’re no Tim Allen for sure! 11