Guy Snortococci Posted:

With all due respect sir, that plan sounds a bit hasty. Wouldn’t it make more sense to use our resources to improve FEMA? What about young people in other areas of the country who are just as deserving of a good education? Forgive me for saying so, but it doesn’t seem fair that you would hand out special treatment to people who just happen to live on the coast!

Well, I guess you’ve wasted enough time waiting for the Communist to answer, I mean who cares what he has to say anyway, right? Under my presidency people who aren’t lazy will be able to pay for their own college, own their own guns, and buy their own bombs to shoot at Mexicans Isis if they want to.