The Donald Posted:

Listen to me. The Japanese, The Chinese, The Indians, they all love me. And they’re going to vote for me. They know I cant help the truth, and the truth is they need to get out of this country so we can get these opportunities back in the hands of real Americans. I have to tell you, most of these Chinese, they’re hacking into our computers, stealing our credit card numbers, it’s a terrible thing. They wanted me to open a casino over there, in one of those jungles, and I told them not while you’re stealing our data, it’s not going to happen.

You heard it here first.

I’m Guy Snortococci.