Guy Snortococci Posted:

Texting. Facebook. Yes, even ForumWarz. All things deemed cold and impersonal by a modern society who…just stopped caring.

But one Japanese Schoolgirl is looking for a friend the old fashioned way…

By asking.

Yes, let’s.

I’m Guy Snortococci.

Listen, your newscast, it isn’t any good. It’s just not. Let me give you some advice. The people, they don’t want to hear about this internet stuff. They want to hear about Trump. Look at the polls. You check any poll of what people want to hear about on the news, and it’s gonna say they want to hear about Trump. That advice is free, no charge. And if you want to listen, great, if not, you’ll keep being terrible.