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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

I would kill the dishwasher because I don’t really need it, marry the washing machine because it’s nice always having clean clothes, and **** the vacuum cleaner because my male reproductive organ fits in it the best.

This is what I was thinking, although I’ve heard a lot of horror stories about guys getting their male reproductive organs stuck in vacuum cleaners. Actually I’ve heard horror stories about guys getting their male reproductive organs stuck in just about anything.

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