jiggabosheezy Posted:

So an elephant and a giraffe go on a date. The elephant wraps his trunk around her neck and pulls that horny **** in close and starts sucking that woman's genitals. The giraffe orgasms and reaches her head all the way around the elephant and starts eating his bum cuz he’s kinky as ****. He blows this huge load all on the floor, and the two start rolling around in it and eat it.

then the giraffe wakes up pregnant and the elephant says ‘i’m not the father!’ and goes for a drink. The giraffe hunts him down and gives birth to a hybrid eleraff. This thing has a big wooly mammoth male reproductive organ and rams both of them hard, then goes and ****s everything in sight.

and that’s what happened to the dinosaurs.

1. Anything funnier?

2. Why did you mention dinosaurs? There were no dinosaurs!