Charlie Sheen Posted:

dude bob sorry i got you fired

you were cool in the beginnin when i just started workin there you showed me all those space in betweens the walls where you keep your candles and piles of hair and i was like cool dude you got a lot a hair back there and it was cool when you told me that code word i could use with your friend ron to get a free coka cola slushie i love those and it was mega cool that the word was titwoman's genitals

but then i started meetin people like kyle and todd and janice and tamra and fat janice and lesbo sharla and denny and tim tim and slamdunk and the big nig and rover and baby and that burmese girl with the lazy eye and i didnt need you anymore cuz i was with the cool kids and now i just take my slushs and ron dont say ****

so the other day i brought in like 500 hotdogs the other day uncooked i was gonna have a barbecue with sexy eye in one of your hair caves and i ended up leavin them hidden in a clothes rack because the new bikes just came in and i bet kyle i could jump the greetin card aisle im really good a bikes dude dont even try to think you can be better than me anyway those hot dogs were there for like five days and some dumbbum kids ate like 100 of them and got real sick everybody was puking and one of them died or choked or i dont know

but bill was all like WHO THE **** DID THIS WHO THE **** JUST LEFT HOT DOGS OUT EVERYWHERE UNREFRIGERATED AND UNFORZEN WHO THE **** DID THIS

and i was like it was BOB and all my friends was like yeah it was bob cuz not of us like you and i gave ron titty twisters until he said it was you too so you got ****ed over by us and cos you were goin down i blamed you for some stat rapes and mutilations and some pcp dealin i was doing so you got off pretty light

your ****ed for a reference though sorry dawg lets chill sometime oh man if you thought fat janice was fat you should see her woman's genitals i got up in that like she was puppet good times

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