Bacchus Posted:

You wouldn’t say that if you didn’t have your cousin’s male reproductive organ in your bumhole making you feel all big and stretchy bro cause you mad and **** and probably still have pent up anger about the doc messing up your cirgreat timescision leaving you without a head to your male reproductive organ like that has to be all a big bummer everyday cause most people **** at least a couple times a day and every time you have to look at your headless horseman or headless mousemale reproductive organ might be more appropriate unless you just don’t drink liquids ever then you might pee way less often but then you’re just going to get kidney stones or some **** which actually would probably hurt you less than most people since you don’t have a head on your male reproductive organ and it the stones don’t have to go very far.

A+++++++++ would read again