Just like all the little worthless pimples on society’s back scrambling for the tiniest shred of popularity all the while throwing away every last bit of human decency, you worthless maggots writhe upon your own **** in a pathetic attempt to circlejerk your way to superstardom. I don’t need this ****, I’m a superstar in real life. I’ve ****ed more schlitzed ****s this week than you’ve even seen naked, porn included.