Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity

To play a ****ty game

Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?

This dude is douchey, caps lock, keyboards goopy

Can bet his helmet’s heavy duty, pants are poopy

He’s surfin’ but he can’t work it cuz his brain is loopy

Types his name or something lame thinks he’s computin’

In Sentrillion, pick a silly one click it’s done

His S-talk starts to run, message from someone

Meet Shallow Esophagus, shrouded and anonymous

He clues this kid in now there ain’t no stoppin him

Slappin keys its too easy, Denture Chat gets a cavity

That Flezz he has it see

No longer broke but Bruce Bear wants a beau

Feels uneasy, yo

Soon he’ll meet Ravit, he knows his goal — now he’s a troll

drug habit, ready to pwn

Clicks s-talk tab it’s Fututanari Moe

Can you help him fap it to Cutiepie12-x-o?

Then Anon he’s mad knows a bone, he needs to pick

Attackin’ plastic hack it’s Jojo

Your stab at surgery

Get your ego flattered you shown it scopin’ dope, helps to cope

You better lose yourself in the forum, the moment

You pwn it, you better XSS and FBO

You only get twelve slots, and one free episode

That pharmaceutical could be your life line

This is the result of me having this ****ing song stuck in my head since yesterday morning. If I get 25 upvotes I will write the other verses. If I got 50 I’ll record it. Don’t really care either way though.