This is precisely the reason I pretend not to understand english. Log in to see images!

But seriously, it’s a little hard to put myself in your position because I don’t talk to my neighbours. I figure living near other people is torturous enough without forcing myself to awkwardly acknowledge their banal existence.

Sometimes, you have to be a little harsh to get your point across. Explain that you really enjoy your silence in the morning before you get to work and are surrounded by babbling idiots all day. Well, maybe not *just* like that, but you get the idea. Log in to see images!

Good luck, and learn your lesson: Don’t talk to strangers or they’ll want to be your best friends. Honestly, some people are just weird like that.