Celerysteve from an Alternate Universe Posted:

I’m talkin to Lowmiss n’ I got a vision

I’ like bro we gots to go get your soul up in in this coalition

He likes yo I don’t know not to troll but I’m kinda wishin’

yo fo’ and my fo’ could be eight but wait

we’ll form up with this ho, these dudes we don’t know,

like fo sho then we’ll roll and I won’t give in — I made my decision

So I’m ****ed n… I’m like dude just listen

he’s distant… wanna grab his arm and twist it

I wanna say **** this **** you can suck this male reproductive organ

but I’m like enough of this k I’ll put up with it

it’s ****ed, but your in luck… cuz you gave me hero days or else I’d call you bicth….

This is awesome. If I could photoshop, I would make you a kickbum ”dandelion and parsnips” album cover.