Nicco Posted:

Thanks to a bunch of builders who are mute and don’t read the forums we just built the Uber Wall instead of the Mega Pump. There are 25 water rations left. 1 concrete block short for the Mega Pump.

We just built the Uber Wall on day five but we have enough concrete for the Mega Pump because we’re not fabulous persons like you. We just need one more copper pipe. Only thing is this is noob town so we’re down to 23 people on day 6, but I’d rather have a few quality people than a bunch of fabulous persons who want to upgrade the workshop and tell me the butcher is a waste of 13 basic materials and 40 :ap: when it is going to create 22 food plus whatever other animals we find.

I can’t wait to unlock more hero **** so I can start out with a shotgun and a chainsaw. Also you ****ing fabulous persons need to get in the coalition klan seriously or we will join your town and shun you and then we will kill you in real life because you’re a terrible person. Also if your parents told you you were worthless growing up and you have recovered after several years and thousands of dollars spent on counseling guess what your parents were right and your counselor is just a loser like you who only tells you that because you pay him and we’re going to kill you in real life and shun you then shun your funeral in real life then troll your funeral like the westboro baptist church only no freedom fighters will ride their motorcycles around the block to discourage us because you’re a terrible fabulous person.