Except for straight girls.

“A man has spent more than $26,000 to travel across England and America with his six sex dolls.

Dave Hockey, 57, has traveled with his girlfriends to Stonehenge, the Grand Canyon and Niagara Falls.

Hockey, who is married and from Nova Scotia, Canada, flew “Realdoll” Bianca and “Teddy Babe Deluxe” Carey to Britain for trips to Oxford, Wiltshire and Abergavenny, Wales.

Hockey, who also has a 2-year-old son, told the British tabloid The Sun, “My wife understands it is a hobby.”

“She isn’t threatened by the dolls she knows I’m not going to run off with an 80-pound piece of silicone shaped like a woman,” said Hockey.

During the Holiday, Hockey took his silicon girlfriend Bianca worth $3,239 sky diving, horseback riding and for a spin on the back of a Harley Davidson.

Hockey told the Sun, “I purchased my first dolls in November 2006. They looked cute.”

“I think the dolls are pretty — any man is lying if he says they aren’t,” said Hockey.

He has also bought $2,026 worth of glamorous outfits for the dolls — from lingerie to pairs of stilettos.

Dave also filmed a seven-week road trip across America, meeting other doll owners for his own dogreat timesentary,

Dave is in the final stage of editing his dogreat timesentary but hopes to have completed it in the next six weeks.

By Moon Ye-bin (yebinm@heraldm.com)

Intern reporter”

So, some dude bought a bunch of those sexy, sexy love dolls and is now paying to take them on trips around Europe and whatnot. The wife doesn’t mind, apparently. So, in conclusion, all girls in Canada will respect and love you even when they discover your filthy ****ing disgusting habits and won’t mind if you take plastic women around the world instead of her and your kid. Also, non-Canadian women, don’t marry Canadian men because they all love silicon love dolls.