i usually say “woman's genitals stains” or “****ing fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs” as my stand alone curses, like if i stub my toe or the cat pukes on the floor. but i’ve been trying to clean up my language since i had the baby.

p sure beavis & bumhead came up with “turd burglar” and it’s a good one for sure, but no where near a curse word imo.