Back on topic.

Bob,

Get a ****ing job. Skim mall fountains for change. Sell generic aspirin to high schoolers and tell them it’s E. Go to a newspaper box, put in a quarter, and take out ALL of the newspapers, even the display one, then sell them on the corner. Panhandle. Go to target and find some video games on clearance for like 10 bucks, then take the stickers off and go to walmart and return them without receipt for full price.

Tell you what. I will give you 30 dollars US in your paypal RIGHT NOW if you take off your shirt, and paint your torso to look like a clowns face, the nipples are the eyes and your cavern of a naval is his mouth. Paint the whole thing white. With blue around the eyes, and red around the mouth. Big red nose in the middle. An extra 20 if you then take pictures stuffing the mouth (again your naval) with a dildo (NOT A VIBRATOR, NOT A VEGETABLE, A REAL male reproductive organ MOLDED DILDO).

My point is, look for ways to make money. Get creative. Or you know, don’t, and bankrupt your mom by using her bank card to order from papajohns.com