Bob Arson’s White Devil Dinky-Dao Motha****a Bobbacoo Sauce

Marinade/Baste/Dip/Bloody Leroy Mix

Ingredients:

1 8 oz. can tomato sauce

1 6 oz. can tomato paste

1 cup black coffee

3/4 cup beer (Killian’s Red preferred)

3/4 cup fruit juice (citrus: orange/pineapple/mango type)

2 tblsp. whiskey

1 tblsp. lemon juice

1 tblsp. worcestershire sauce

1 tblsp. vinegar (red wine garlic preferred)

3 cloves garlic. minced

3 jalepeno peppers, minced

1/4 large onion, minced 1/8 red, 1/8 white preferred)

2 1/2 tsp. liquid smoke

2 tblsp. brown sugar

1 tblsp. molbumes

1 1/2 tblsp. crushed red pepper

1 cube beef bouillon

1 1/2 tsp. salt

1 1/2 tsp ground black pepper

1 1/2 tsp. paprika

1 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper

3 dashes basil

3 dashes oregano

3 dashes savory

ashes of one fine thin joint

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