I don’t live too far from bob (but we are not the same person, wtf) and in my county there are no jobs. That’s not hyperbole, there are NO JOBS. I got laid off from my full time a couple months ago, and my temp work is going away after new year’s. I’m about 3 months behind on my mortgage now and will be in foreclosure pretty soon. Of course I’m still looking for a full time job, I even have a two college degrees (okay, yeah, one’s in literature, I’ll just say I have one college degree) but I’m not getting anywhere.

I’m not saying “OMG YOU SHOULD GIVE BOB YOUR MONEY”, I only posted this because his computer wouldn’t let him. Just saying, in his defense, getting a job at McDonald’s even might be pretty difficult.

(But you should try harder, bob. Type up a resume and give it to everyone relevant, that’s what I’m doing.)