”If God came down on Christmas day, what would he think?
what would he say?
Would he notice all we’ve done?
Or just the battles seldom won?
I think I know what God would say, if he came down on Christmas Day.
He’d say to every boy and girl,
’Where’s the Oi I gave to the world?’”
Haji was a punk just like any other boy
And he never had no troubles ‘til he started up his Oi band,
safe in the garage or singing in the tub.
Till Haji went to far and he plugged in at the pub