Bacchus Posted:

Being a lesbian and allowing herself to potentially be seen with you means she’s most likely a sandykebulldyke and has a nasty crack. Flabby and hairy like a fat man which is what attracted you to it.

In the interest of thoroughness I’ll ask anyway…

Was there any makeup residue left on your finger? Did the crack really appeal to you or were your hands just cold?

no makeup. i just had to touch it.

she is pretty dykey but i love her.