when i first got to college i started buying my own toiletries and food and whatnot and that included soap so i bought irish spring moisture blast or something and used it and i smelled ****ing Great every time i used and i loved it

occasionally i would go out of town and our beds were bunked and i had the bottom, but while i was gone roommate would take his comfortor down and sleep on top of my made bed and i know this because i came back early one morning and found him there so i went out and got coffee

a week or two later i started getting red bumps like bug bites on my chest and on the side of me and they didnt itch or anything but my roommate isnt the cleanest person so i bumumed he was leaving bugs in my bed so i washed and changed my sheets BUT IT DIDNT HELP the bumps stayed and disappeared and new ones would form

so i saw a doctor and he said it wasnt bugs my hair follicles were just getting infected so i had to stop using Irish Sprang and had to buy antibacterial bodywash from dial and then it cleared up so now i dont use anything else because i felt ****ing disgusting even though i smelled great

jk lol it was aids and im dying now