Adolf_Hipster Posted:

You’ve got no idea how picky and ****y chicks are these days. I just bought my girl a fixed gear bicycle and she made me return it and buy a diff. one because it wasn’t the right kind of lime green. And she likes wine. And she’s genetically superior to most women. And I enjoy her woman's genitals very much. And she likes wine. So **** you.

My point exactly, you’re no man. You drink what your **** drinks. pfff. I bet she picks out your clothes two. Let me guess Abrecrombie, Express…