I find the original poster’s logic sound, and can find no compelling evidence to the contrary. It is my personal judgment that this internet communication forum would be more organized and easy to interpret if all posters utilized this unambiguous style of text oriented articulation. However, I am instructed to warn you, my inquest program has identified a distinctly inhuman pattern of diction in 98.8% of NOT AN ALIEN’s Flamebate™ contributions. The Fembot Inquest Program™ is established to be 33.3% accurate at last evaluation.

Please forgive any perceived ignorance, NOT AN ALIEN, but what is a “vacation?”