Adapt Posted:

This is more than just pbuming knowledge on the subject.

If you are implying that I am currently performing research into the re-animation of dead tissue in order to create a zombie army with which to take over the world, and that the many years spent in solitude to cover my illegal activities, and playing Forumwarz, has left me entirely incapable of forming any relationship with a living person so that I must turn to that very undead army for physical companionship. Then I must indeed guffaw at the very notion of such a preposterous accusation! Why my monocle loses its purchase at the very notion!

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Professor Commie PhD Posted:

how does one even wind up knowing “a thing or two” about necrophilia?

The internet?