male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

Spare me your self-righteous smugfabulous person vegetarian “Nothing With a Face” routine… In our species evolution, the rapid growth in brain size is directly linked to a higher-protein diet.

In other words keep munching your celery sticks and maybe you will hopefully split off into a separate species and devolve back into algae or something. In the mean time we’ll be here enjoying civilization and BBQ sauce.

Oh, I eat meat. Just the dripping of the fat and the enormous portions of cheese make my arteries involuntarily constrict.