sometimes i wrap my male reproductive organ down between my legs and stuff it into my own bum. it’s long enough i can get the head in all the way, but the tricky part is getting it in before i get a full erection. then once it is in, and i get an erection it pops out and makes a funny noise. like when you stick your finger in your mouth and pull against your cheek until it pops out and it makes that ‘pop’ noise. thats the sound my male reproductive organ and bum make when i get an erection while my male reproductive organ is in my bum. and one time it popped out so hard that it swung all the way back around and slapped my on my own stomach. and there was a poop mark above my belly bumon and i laughed so hard i pooped right on the floor.