Buy Official Merchandise!
Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

Log in or Learn about Forumwarz

Role Playing
Switch to Civil Discussion Role-Playing

Viewing a Post

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

I HATE YOUR GUTS Posted:

I met a man named Carl. He is 42 years old and has a wife, Samantha who is 38 years old. Together they have 3 children. The oldest son is twice the age of the youngest son. Their daughter is 10 years old and is blonde. The two boys both have red hair. All 5 of them have freckles, but Samantha and her two sons have the most. Samantha works in real estate. Carl is a butcher. The oldest son loves skateboarding and soccer. Their daughter enjoys railroads. Their youngest son has no hobbies and is rather boring. All of the boys enjoy pizza. Only one of the girls enjoys fish. All but one of them enjoys chocolate. Samantha works 32 miles away from home, and commutes by car each day. Carl eats a lot of take out food because he is not a good cook. What does Carl weigh?

Meat and other butcher-related items.


GO GO GADGET RON PAUL

Log in to see images!

Internet Delay Chat
Have fun playing!
To chat with other players, you must Join Forumwarz or Log In now!