I HATE YOUR GUTS Posted:

I’ve tried them. Trust me, a burger you can buy from Costco in the Freezer is not better than Five Guys, or any other half-decent burger joint in America. Five guys isn’t even close to a top spot for me and it’s miles superior to a Bubba Burger.

I can’t exactly say I’ve traveled all over the country or sampled hundreds of burger joints, but in my opinion a burger in Texas is better than a burger in most other state. I don’t know why, just seems that way to me.

And the best burgers in Texas can be found at Chris Madrid’s. I think they kill like 20 cows or something just to make one burger. They are that ****ing good and each one will reduce your life expectancy a minimum of 4 weeks.

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