fat patties stacked two buns lettuce tomatoes

grilled onions fried potatoes all that to go

hamburgers cheeseburgers they are good you know

they throw anything on burger nowadays they let you know

guacamole to pineapple teriyaki to mushroom

i got burgers stacked high touch the ceiling in my room

when they cut that angus beef god dang i was happy

when i ate a veggie burger my taste buds wanted to slap me

low carb burgers? i don’t get the meaning of that

lose the lettuce give me two buns maybe i’d eat that

i used to love chicken patties till i ate an angus burger

and if it wasn’t for the cow we’d have been eating hot durgers