swine Posted:

Also, Chuck, add “Bad Taste” to the list. As well as “Dead Alive”.

And, H0G, I dunno why I enjoyed “Versus” as much as I do. It’s asian zombie action with some slapstick. But, I still recommend it. As for “Wild Zero”, it’s because I love Guitar Wolf. And they made a movie that they wanted to make. A J-Rock band fighting zombies with rock and roll. An outlandish plot with a good amount of splatter is win in my book. Ace. Number 1!

Don’t get me wrong, they are both movies I enjoyed, and was very excited to see. But, overall, for their genres they seemed kind of dull and slow.

Similar to how I feel about Machine Girl, when it’s on, its ****ing on, but the other 90% of the movie is *yawn* slow plot development.

Anyway here’s some more while I have a minute to think about good movies.

Returner – Japanese Sci Fi – very ****ing awesome.

Kill Bill – The Whole Bloody Affair (1&2)

Idiocracy – A film by Mike Judge (Beavis & bumhead, Office Space) that’s pretty ****ing hilarious.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall – A rom-com that’s actually worth watching

Shoot ‘Em Up – ****ing very special gratuitous action. If you think cutting an umbilical cord with a point blank gunshot, and shoot outs during a skydiving free fall sound like a fun time this movie is for you.

Jack Frost – Not that ****ing woman's genitals ****tard bull**** version with Michael Keaton. No, I’m talking about the REAL Jack Frost about the serial killer snowman. Check that **** out for reals.

While we’re on the subject of cheesey awesome horror…

The Creeps – 4 clbumic monsters, Dracula, Wolfman, Mummy, and Frankenstein’s Monster. Except their midgets. WHAT THE **** MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR. MIDGET MONSTERS. ****. BUY TWO COPIES TODAY.

Rock ‘n’ Roll Frankenstein – No explanation required.

Bubba Ho-Tep – **** you if you haven’t seen this.