So console war fabulous persons will shut the **** up. Seriously, it’s annoying as hell, and nobody wins.

Wii:

1. The motion controls are imprecise as hell, and MotionPlus is underutilized.

2. The graphics are sub-standard. Sure, there are a few standouts, but most of the games have generic and/or bad graphics.

3. The internet sucks bum. The flash is ****, many sites don’t work, and not to mention Youtube has glitches and horrendous quality.

4. 3 words. ****ing Friend Codes. Seriously, who the hell thought THAT was a good idea?

5. Shovelware. Shovelware EVERYWHERE.

Monster Hunter Tri is the exception to rules 2-4. 1 doesn’t apply because true gamers never use the Wii Remote with it anyway.

Xbox 360:

1. The most obvious is the online. It’s not exactly expensive, not even about 5$ a month, but why the **** do we want to pay for that ****? What is this, WoW?

2. All the extra peripherals are way too ****ing overpriced. Nearly 50$ for a controller, it’s 100$ for the Wireless antennae if you don’t have the new Xbox Slim or whatever the hell that is, and don’t get me started on why you should never buy the wireless headset.

3. The vast majority of the online community consists of whiners who yell at you for killing them with a headshot. Get a ****ing life.

4. Halo is generic and overrated. (Reach may be the exception since it looks pretty kinky.)

5. Microsoft sucks at technical support.

The game library is sound, however.

PS3:

1. Again, they have an issue with shovelware.

2. blu-Ray format means less games, meaning ****.

3. The 3D requires a ****ing 3D TV plus expensive as hell 3D glbumes. Seriously, I’m just getting a 3DS.

4. Move is a ****ty rip-off of the Wii. It looks incredibly awkward to hold, and it looks even more wrong than the Wii’s controllers.

5. They may have some good exclusives, but most of the other good games are on the XBOX as well.

Summary: All the consoles have various flaws, meaning none of them are perfect, therefore you’re all ****ing about a pointless subject.

This doesn’t apply to just this forum, this applies everywhere.

Feel free to correct me/post more flaws.

Edit: Typo in the topic title. It should say “15 reasons”.