KingKloskowski Posted:

there is a restuarant named The Balkans close by my house… how do you fabulous persons know of it? you live in the neigborhood? Is the food good?

In Balkan cuisine there are only two ingredients: cabbage, and slices of pig’s bum. That restaurant probably serves 300 different entries all consisting solely of those two ingredients but cooked using a variety of different utensils.