Where have all the good threads gone

and where are all the mods?

where is Hobart Bliggity

to challenge the rules on us?

Isn’t there a good joke

inside an awesome thread

All day long I refresh the page

and wish it wasn’t dead

I need a good post

I’m holding out for a good post till the death of the site

it needs to be smart

and it needs a punchline

and it needs to be better than “die”

I need a good post

I’m holding out for a good post till ET gets a life

it needs to be short

and it needs to be right

and it needs to bring this forum back to life

Bring this forum back to life…