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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

this is by far my favourite one

Salutations and Hello to everybody on the mod judgement Panel. I am here to express interest in being a mod for Forumwarz.

Now I’m sure there are hundreds, possibly thousands of other people wanting to be a part of your team, so I would like to take this time to explain why I would make a good choice for the Mod. I hope you are okay with a little lack of formalities, but I feel there should be a touch of humor in any process, and I’m sure you aren’t looking for an uptight stuffy Serious Business-type for the mod position. If that is the case, I suggest you back away right now.

First of all, I want to tell a little about myself.

-snip-

In September of 2008 I found forumwarz and have been in love with it ever since. I had never seen a game quite like it, one that can make clever slides at the Internet so well, even taking up jokes I hadn’t seen in 5 years. My particular favorite parts are the multiplayer aspects (Forumbuildr especially) and the Internet personalites you run into during the game…both NPC or otherwise.

But I’m sure you are thinking, “Wow dobnits is pretty cool, we should just ignore all other applications and give it to this guy right now!” But I should probably explain some more of my actual credentials, instead of the tl;dr story of my life.

-I am a moderator of a successful on-line league -snip- True, It may not be quite as large a community as forumwarz, but it does give me a good amount of experience in dealing with loopholes and to handle ambiguous rules and overall crazies in general, as well as the trials and tribulations of being a moderator position. For the record I was on a losing team, also proving that I never used or abused my moderator power to get into a higher position, something I don’t ever intend on doing and frown upon very much.

-snip-

-Even in my early ForumWarz days, I was interested, even fascinated in ways that the game could be improved. Given a moderation position, I would be more able to get these ideas to come to fruition, which is mutually beneficial to the game and myself, as an irrelevant side benefit.

-I don’t have too many enemies in the game, possibly due to being relatively quiet on FlameBate (that isn’t saying I am not there often), but I do understand that that is something that can and most likely will happen should I get the position, and I am understanding of that. I am also willing to become more active on FlameBate if that happens to be the case.

– I am understanding of the concepts of every known part of Forumwarz, including the mechanics of all multiplayer games (I have dabbled in each of them at one point or another) and inner workings of every clbum (I have at least one account of every one)

-The previously mentioned problem solving methods, along with intelligence and overall maturity when it matters

-I just love the game, and would be honored to help with it in as many ways as possible. Its just as simple as that.

That’s all there really to say right now, not to mention there is only one computer available at the moment and a line is forming. I now leave the choice of this position in your hands. If you want anymore information about me that I somehow skipped over, either Give me an e-mail or a simple TubMail would suffice. That thing needs more love anyway.

Until Next time,

“dobnits”


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

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