And now for a summary, to explain this, not as a troll, but as a fellow internet user pointing out the fault in your post.

Pretty much what you said was

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

posting to say that dobnits is either going to post or not post

Well you got me dead to rights there pal. No matter what I do your right.

So time for my equivalent.

posting to say that somebody is going to say something in the next post.

Thats general enough to include anything that happens, proving me right so i can tell somebody how right I am!