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tdoday hasn new truie story thsi oen is prtyy much the most shocking thing yoru evre going to read batou on the internt. so gut ****ing rieady.

your pobarbly awre that chewning gum ins not from this plante because its so weird roight? wel i know abotu its real origns and i am goin to epxlin the story today baout how gum becaje party of your lifecultre.

chewnig gum is form earht.

i iwll let this sink oyu fora minute.

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ok hiow is this a possble since its afrom not this plant? well ti will tlell you how. your cprobably like conruse as hall hell righ tnow and thats ok . bec alm i iwll explian it to you.

over s700 yearv ago thers weas a metoir that hit this plantet in the europe riegino. it was a meroet made otu entirely out of chewning gum. some prave men tok a parts of it and chewin it in hsi mouth he realising its a great invintion. so he discuovers how to plnats it in to you tground to make gum tres and then is how the wrevolotion of gum bagen. whtas instersting is that evriong just asumign that metores = outs sprace = another palnet. but its the wrong wya to thinkg.

whtas real happjing is that hwen it was dioscver by mr. rwigleys and mr. dobble mint that cheiwning gum makes you enjoyed your motuh. they were ont osomething so big they hav to make sure itso nt form this planet or elsei they are pantent infringing. on coprihrights. so its not form earht ovboiusly so they cam patnent it themself.

whtas the true you aks?

its from eahtr. like i said before. but!

not ours earht. its knwo as a parallol dmension and its the sapne planet on oyu smae solr ssytem just in a nother world jstu the same as this wione with smal diferents.

on this plnaet another men made gum fomr drilling deop onto the eorths core and finding a hgue reserve of gum. they salso have more betrter technoglogy on this eahrt and they new htis was sooo good gum they had to ship it o other erhats. so theyd id they made big wad balls of it huge as ametor and balsht it into ourbit and cros the dmiensional paddox fields thorugh a fluxwarp star. this up on entinrg oyur deminsino crash lands on earht.

os its just not fomr our rearth because its another dimensino.

HOW DO IT KNOW THIS?

wel beside so smart being i am allso ben to this ltoher deminsion first hadnd. btu thats annother story for a difernt day. god bye

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