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firsty up iwll be the facst about sex. i will slist them as best i can epxlian to you dumb rbains.

1. its fel ogold

2.

its when a bg male reproductive organ (on ah boy) goes onto the insdies of a girls pusy

3. whats happend next is magic on your jizz maker to gro crazy and shproot eveyroene

4. someotimes its can go intoside her buthole

5. tist look good and squish up godo but dont do nothinb useflu to your big pensi

6- clits areo a thing on top orf her pusy like ahat but its made otu of w a tiny male reproductive organ to flickr

7. gril do not sqirt great times like on the intrsent its a foake if they doo its just pee epe so be like geta diaper **** unles yuor int o pee e on you

8. fat gilr do ont provid more pushing cushing but do provide bgirr bobs if like them

9. if a fatr girl has smoall bobs toell her shes brokn and doing evyrhing in her life wron.g

10l, frnch kisng is bronig plus her motuhs belong on your beig male reproductive organ more on this alter

11. put yorh big peins in her mouth

12. tis clalld blowing jobs and thye are fell godo sometine bentter thna sex

13. something mpagical hapnes onto the inside of omutsh that mekaese your big male reproductive organ jizz sproay evyerowhere

14. gay pens is sitll gay so dont usckng on it unles yur a gay and nsayd you dont have a psuy hole

15. lube up shtis feel good

16. 2 in the sitnk won in the pink is bonrig plsu your hands smell poo

17. fkuc pmad bithcd

18. condoems fare for gays fabulous personhs and losers doint use htem

19. jerkgni off is god proactice but it feels way ****rier than real sex

20. dont let her cop otus with a ahnd job at least stuff htat **** in her mout

21. bleedy woman's genitals weke s liek free lube just take a hsower after werard

22.. eatin peussy hole (lickgin on it withr your mouth) is a ocool thing i guess (hut why?)

23. prbobyl just doing anyeon under 18 is dum because listin up heres a true story. they dontk now what they doind and it ****ing sucks **** a real wonen

25. rapes p fuc lame ur a fabulous person ofor nnot getting pusy on your ownmerti

25. i know enjoy is ap togh thing to do so its got some meritfsbut they are lsoer merits

ltslmore to lern baout sex but im nt gonia to teach you all of it on wone day. og oet some pusys