PANTY MAYHEM Posted:
i wrote this up a while back but never finished it, take hence these scraps of brilliance and further literature by parodying rime of the ancient mariner
It is an ancient WoW gamer
And he stoppeth one of three
“By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,
now wherefore stopp’st thou me?
The nerdling’s doors are opened wide
And I am next to play
The LAN is set, the Cheetos are get:
May’st hear the shouts of ‘gay’.”
He holds him with his skinny hand,
“There was a game,” quoth he.
“Hold off! unhand me, greybeard loon~”
Eftstoons his hand dropt he.
He holds him with his glittering eye –
The Nerdling’s Guest stood still,
And listens like a three year’s child
The WoW gamer hath his will.
The Nerdling’s Guest sat on the floor
He cannot choose but hear;
And thus spake on that ancient man,
The bright-eyed WoW gamer.
“The game was cheered, the shelves cleared,
Merrily we did play
From Org to Ironforge, on we went
In the game t’would make us gay
The Sun came out upon the left
Though know it I did not
Safely in my basement I
Played on until I’d rot
More and more every day
Til sixty I did reach – ”
The nerdling’s guest here beat his breast
For he heard a triumphant screech.
