Professor Commie PhD Posted:

it took you guys a couple thousand years since the invention of cinema to create a game that brings about the apocalypse? is everyone on your planet very special or something?

iN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW THIS, aND THAT’S POSSIBLE SINCE YOU’RE A HUMAN AND ALL, tHE sBURB GAME ISN’T INVENTED BASED ON A TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCE, iT’S JUST A VIDEOGAME, sOMETHING ABOUT METEORS AND DIMENSIONHOPPING AND HAVING TO DO WITH IT BEING RECOVERED FROM A METEOR DETERMINED TO COME FROM YOUR DIMENSION, cARCINO DOESN’T TELL ME MUCH,

aND YOU’LL PROBABLY SAY THIS MAKES YOU SMARTER, bUT I DON’T SEE WHAT’S SO SMART ABOUT BLOWING UP YOUR OWN PLANET WITH A GAME,