Every now and then, The German Nation – normally not very warlike – reaches for world domination. We just can’t change it and got pretty used to it. So, a possible Fth Reich should try to avoid the mistakes the first three attempts have made.

• In two of three cases, Amerika joined and decided the battle. That’s not cool. Do your thing, we do ours. I dunno, invade Canada, bomb Iran or whatever. Just leave Europe to us.

• Do not **** with Russia. Despite the Lebensraum their territory theoretically offers, you don’t wanna go to war with them. There isn’t really much to win anyways. Their ****ing cold winter lasts 8 months long and doesn’t help either.

• We should concentrate on the North. Over 70% of the Scandinavians already understand or even speak German, they tend to have blonde hair and their armies do not deserve the name.

• Swedish chicks are hot.

• Nobody would care about Norway being annexed, in contrast to France or England.

• We have much more in common with those Nordic Vikings than with dirty Italians.

• With Scandinavia in the North and Austria/Switzerland in the South, the Fourth Reich would consist of the reasonable parts of Europe, forming a serious axis thoughout the continent.

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