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Phlegmatic

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Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

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I took another trip to the pawn shop and bought Red Machine D an AR-15. He was raised in a Conservative family, where he learned to handle a rifle. He had a terrible GPA so his dad bribed his way into college. At 18, he discovered Communism, and started writing for a college newspaper. He’ll never outlive his childhood so I’ll have to watch him closely. At this point I only had $25, so I had Chin-Yuan sell some brownies. You know, special brownies.Log in to see images!

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After I had saved up enough, I took the squad to a novelty shop and bought the Sword of Morfiegor for Cubear. She ran away from home at an early age, and the horrible prostitution lifestyle that followed sapped away her will to live. She later became a hippie murderess, just out of spite for society. A dangerous killer like her is a valuable member of any racket, and she has the makings of a seductress as well.

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The LCS has its first casualty. Chin-Yuan is brought to the police station for drug peddling. Now we have no reliable source of income. It’s time to make a name for ourselves.

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I buy myself a badbum organic trenchcoat and head for the animal torture camp.

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You know you’re a badbum when people scream at the very sight of you. Now that the facists know we’re here, this place is about to get really messy.

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We enounter a security guard and a crowd of moderates and Liberals. While wating for innocent people to get out of the way, a security guard takes a cheap shot at Red Machine D with his .22 6-shooter.

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The Conservative shoots again, this time hitting Cubear in the head and shooting out her right eye. She and I return the favor to our enemy. The guard bleeds to death from his wounds. We take his uniform and gun and quickly leave before she bleeds to death.

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We made it out in time, but we saved no animals and have the cops hunting us down for murder. We bring Cubear to the free clinic, where she’ll stay for 2 months, and frantically switch hiding places to avoid the pigs. It could have been worse.

I’ll recruit from a crackhouse rather than an organic food store next time. Character clbumes there include the gangster, the transient and the prostitute.

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