Lol this isn’t very good. but anyways, here’s my omelge conversation. *Sorry if thhis is completly off topic I just read the first few pages and then scrolled down and posted*

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im 11 yr old plz help

Stranger: pppplz help im 11

Stranger: help me please

You: Okay

You: Just get inside my van

You: And I’ll help you

Stranger: wil there be mammary glands inside the van?

You: Err….yes….yet lots of mammary glands and….errr….free choclate…..

Stranger: wooooohoooo

Stranger: to the van

You: Yes, but before you go in the “magic van” have to ask you a few questions

Stranger: ok

You: Are you pregant?

Stranger: nope

You: Are you prone to call the police very quickly?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i dun even know their number

You: Very good, and finally have you had any past sexual relationships with anyone before?

Stranger: no…...

Stranger: im 11

You: Your never too young to start kido

Stranger: so can we go to the boob van?

You: No, I just need one last question

You: How wide is your bumcrack? In metric system please

Stranger: let me check

You: .....

Stranger: 16cm

You: Great that should be perfect for some deep penertration

You: Now TO THE BOOB VAN!

Stranger: yay

You: Just get naked and I’ll let you go in

Stranger: ehhh ok

You: Completely naked, not even your underpants

Stranger: oooook

Stranger: ok im ready…....

You: You better be ready

You: Now just bend over and close your eyes….

Stranger: ok

Stranger: *bends and closes eyes*

You: *slowly inserts warm and phallic like object deep inside the childs rectum*

Stranger: ehhh

Stranger: *15 months later*

Stranger: well come on

Stranger: dude u hav diapar to change

Stranger: cmon hurry up

Stranger: god ur slow

Stranger: the end

Your conversational partner has disconnected.