MC Banhammer Posted:

Are you disappointed that Pee Wee Herman isn’t playing you, but your sibling Jokey?

Noting that in general the madman would take exception to the squawking kumquats through an effective moratorium. None have the balloon that gives special protection to only the few who can see the light. When the joker-king has declared marital-law on all cosmonauts, the jello has turned to squash. The jello has turned to squash. The jello has turned to squash. The jello has turned to squash.

Jellybean inferno. It’s a gas.

That ‘film’ is a fabrication. They refuse to acknowledge me and the role I played in the events covered by this film. They refuse to acknowledge the truth! The love I shared with Smurfette and our love child, the jealousy and perversion of Papa, the supposed wise smurf. No smurf should have to witness what he did to that goat. Why? Why did he have to use so many paperclips? Don’t get me started on Jokey Smurf. He wasn’t a lovable rascal, he was a ****ing terrorist! Always trying to convert us to Islam, always trying to bomb those who speak out against him. He would have succeeded with his diabolical plans if he weren’t so incompetent with the wiring. Seriously, if you’re color blind, don’t use both red and green wires on the same device. Log in to see images!